The Constitutional Monarchy of Port Naga is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.467 billion Port Nagans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Port Nagan economy, worth 141 trillion Yaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,508 Yaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television executives are interested in turning Sovereign's zany home life into a sitcom, being Sovereign has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and they say that Port Nagans made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Naga's national animal is the kobold, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Port Naga is ranked 237,501^st in the world and 8,988^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 31.28 Whatever.