The Sultanate of Populist Paraguay is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working population of 685 million Populist Paraguayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The strong Populist Paraguayian economy, worth 42.5 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,053 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-peso charge on their phone bill, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Populist Paraguay's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Populist Paraguay is ranked 36,798^th in the world and 643^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,692.26 on the Societal Mobility Rating.