The Poorly Constructed Republic of Poorly made goods is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nobody Knows with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.751 billion Poorly made citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poorly Made Capital. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poorly made goodsian economy, worth 423 trillion Hamsterian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,968 Hamsterian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, only those who apply can study applied maths, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poorly made goods's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever you want.

Poorly made goods is ranked 34,182^nd in the world and 1^st in Flimsily Constructed Cardboard Box for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,533.96 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.