Population | 5.688 billion |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Pony |
The Republic of Pony 56 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.688 billion Pony 56ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 50.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Pony 56ian economy, worth 638 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,167 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 56's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Pony 56 is ranked 81,112th in the world and 106th in Sunset Shimmer for Most Extreme, scoring 25.87 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pony 56 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
- : Pony 56 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Pony 56 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Pony 56, international tensions are high as Pony 56 threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.