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Most Armed: 15,269thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,929th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Friendship is Magic!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Pony 1

Population7.203 billion

CapitalCanterlot

Currencyruble
Animalkangaroo

The Republic of Pony 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.203 billion Pony 1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pony 1ian economy, worth 904 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,611 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 1's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pony 1 is ranked 99,710th in the world and 275th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,007.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 15,269thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 18,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,862ndLargest Black Market: 21,809thMost Developed: 22,062ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,210thMost Devout: 23,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,319thMost Patriotic: 25,970thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,458thLargest Mining Sector: 26,875thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,782ndLargest Welfare Programs: 29,115thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 31,726th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, there's a bright dawn ahead for Pony 1.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Pony 1, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.

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