Population | 7.203 billion |
Capital | Canterlot |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Republic of Pony 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.203 billion Pony 1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pony 1ian economy, worth 904 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,611 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pony 1's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Pony 1 is ranked 99,710th in the world and 275th in Sunset Shimmer for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,007.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, there's a bright dawn ahead for Pony 1.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Pony 1, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.