by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,667th
The Armed Republic of
Right-wing Utopia
Poland Has Not Yet Perished!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Polish Grand Republic

Population325 million


CurrencyPolish Złoty
AnimalEuropean Bison

The Armed Republic of Polish Grand Republic is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 325 million Poles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The all-consuming Polish economy, worth 26.1 trillion Polish Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 80,330 Polish Złoties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,939 per year while the poor average 13,038, a ratio of 25.2 to 1.

Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Grand Republic's national animal is the European Bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Polish Grand Republic is ranked 75,009th in the world and 64th in The League of Conservative Voices for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 92.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,667thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,921st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Nudest: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

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