Population | 27.583 billion |
Capital | Alekanekapura |
Leader | tuhina nui |
Currency | tala |
Animal | bat |
The Commonwealth of Polinikia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by tuhina nui with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.583 billion Polinikians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alekanekapura. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Polinikian economy, worth a remarkable 3,701 trillion tala a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,190 tala, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Alekanekapura with effluent, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polinikia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Polinikia is ranked 9,640th in the world and 3rd in Kataru Kur Gal for Most Stationary, with 2,394.14233580348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Alekanekapura with effluent.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, police nightsticks see use all day long.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, the endangered saltwater humpback bat is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Polinikia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.