by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 396th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.296 billion

CapitalNational City
LeaderPresident Kiir

AnimalSea Cucumber

The Republic of Pokemanland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Kiir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.296 billion Pokemanlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of National City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,302 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 398,026 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, war criminals are given full state funerals, spies caught in Pokemanland are never heard from again, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime is totally unknown. Pokemanland's national animal is the Sea Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pokemanland is ranked 5,377th in the world and 281st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 144.38 Insults Per Minute.

Most Subsidized Industry: 301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 396thHighest Poor Incomes: 440thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 541stMost Efficient Economies: 586thMost Influential: 593rdMost Secular: 600thLargest Information Technology Sector: 605thLargest Black Market: 749thHighest Average Incomes: 805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,274thLargest Retail Industry: 1,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,505thMost Cultured: 1,530thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,652ndMost Developed: 2,233rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,677thLargest Governments: 2,808thMost Inclusive: 2,821stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,712thHighest Economic Output: 4,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,971stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,291stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,361stRudest Citizens: 5,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,879thNudest: 5,968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,400thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,224thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,703rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,339thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,648th
Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 205th in the regionNudest: 210th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 267th in the regionRudest Citizens: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 293rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 320th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 352nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 395th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 413th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 445th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 497th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 662nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748th in the regionLargest Populations: 787th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 857th in the region

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