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Most Primitive: 327thMost Devout: 2,055thNudest: 2,210th
The Green Forest of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Give me food
Tallest Tree
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Plantzez

Population4.917 billion

CapitalThe Hideout
LeaderTallest Tree
FaithTree-Hugging

CurrencyLeaf
Animalant

The Green Forest of Plantzez is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tallest Tree with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.917 billion Plant-Men are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hideout. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Planted economy, worth 213 trillion Leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 43,359 Leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plantzez's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tree-Hugging.

Plantzez is ranked 200,052nd in the world and 115th in Equilism for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14.35 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Primitive: 327thMost Devout: 2,055thTop
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Nudest: 2,210thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,017thBest Weather: 3,649thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,214thMost Pacifist: 6,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,166thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,154thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,575thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,645thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,075thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,084th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plantzez's influence in Equilism rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Plantzez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Plantzez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Plantzez, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Plantzez, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Plantzez, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Plantzez, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Plantzez, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Plantzez was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Plantzez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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