by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,991stBest Weather: 6,386th
The Pizza of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
True forever!
willliam von pizza
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.093 billion

Capitalpizza city
Leaderwillliam von pizza


The Pizza of Pizzaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by willliam von pizza with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 6.093 billion Pizzas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pizza city. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse pizza economy, worth 524 trillion Kings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,033 Kings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzaaaaa's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizzanism.

Pizzaaaaa is ranked 10,068th in the world and 2nd in United Nations of Liberalia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,359.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,991stBest Weather: 6,386thHealthiest Citizens: 6,731stNicest Citizens: 8,502ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,302ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,416thLowest Crime Rates: 9,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,362ndMost Cultured: 12,135thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,398thMost Inclusive: 13,527thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,872ndMost Pacifist: 17,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,535thLargest Governments: 22,701stSafest: 24,275thSmartest Citizens: 24,294th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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