The Stuffed Crust XXL Pizzas of Pizza Princess is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.901 billion Pizza Princesses are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Pizza Princess economy, worth 217 trillion pizza slices a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,316 pizza slices, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,999 per year while the poor average 3,130, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

National chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, the death penalty has been reintroduced, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pizza Princess's national animal is the pizza slice, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pizza Princess is ranked 327,033^rd in the world and 4,450^th in Ambition for Largest Governments, scoring 5.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.