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Largest Mining Sector: 7,312thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,773rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,753rd
The Dynasty of
Moralistic Democracy
HERE WE GO!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Pittsburgh Stillers

Population2.724 billion

CapitalHeinz Field
LeaderHead Coach Mike Tomlin
FaithThe Standard

CurrencyHeinz ketchup
AnimalSteely McBeam

The Dynasty of Pittsburgh Stillers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Coach Mike Tomlin with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.724 billion Pittsburgh Steelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinz Field. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yinzer economy, worth 296 trillion Heinz ketchups a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,720 Heinz ketchups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, people's charity begins and ends at home, and it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pittsburgh Stillers's national animal is the Steely McBeam, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Standard.

Pittsburgh Stillers is ranked 15,359th in the world and 13th in United Kingdom for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 33.95 missed references per hour.

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Largest Mining Sector: 7,312thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,773rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,753rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,359thTop
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Most Devout: 15,630thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,705thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,846thLargest Retail Industry: 27,877th
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Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the region

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