The United Democratic States of Pitanerania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Denebolo Ópar with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.527 billion Pitaneranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cotanony. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pitaneranian economy, worth 359 trillion pinions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,786 pinions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, no one born in Pitanerania can fix a leaky faucet, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown. Pitanerania's national animal is the abussi moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hantollism.

Pitanerania is ranked 251,211^th in the world and 3^rd in Lusobutanese Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.