Population | 8.851 billion |
Capital | Civitas Libera |
Currency | Certainly Not Yerbit |
Animal | Salmon |
The Republic of Piscina is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.851 billion Piscinans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Libera. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Piscinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Certainly Not Yerbits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,144 Certainly Not Yerbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and Leader is considering changing the Piscinan flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piscina's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Piscina is ranked 115,333rd in the world and 1,939th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 330.14484426272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, Leader is considering changing the Piscinan flag to one with more glitter.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, one can wake up in Piscina and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Piscina, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Fooooooooo, Dragonian Kazaman, A Leaf on the Wind, and North East Somerset.