The Scots Pine of Pinus sylvestris is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dog that was barking up the wrong tree population. The hard-working population of 3.575 billion Scots pines are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The very strong pining for the woods economy, worth 177 trillion leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,608 leaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,543 per year while the poor average 12,587, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Pinus sylvestris's national animal is the dog that was barking up the wrong tree.

Pinus sylvestris is ranked 132,099^th in the world and 39^th in Mrs Doubtfire for Most Secular, with 17.16 Atheism Rate.