The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.093 billion Pinochet Executionistsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,602 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, Pinochet Executionistsian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 12,689^th in the world and 6^th in Lardyland for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 360,822 Standard Monetary Units.