The Jingoistic States of Pingus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.737 billion pinguses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hardening. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The Pingusian economy, worth 174 trillion longs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,760 longs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Pingus recently decided against having a capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pingus's national animal is the big, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pingus is ranked 127,117^th in the world and 7^th in BCN for Most Authoritarian, with 817.25 milliStalins.