Population | 8.138 billion |
Capital | Pichu23 City |
Leader | Aidan |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | lolcoin |
Animal | ambulance |
The United States of Pichu23 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aidan with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.138 billion Pichu23ians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pichu23 City. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pichu23ian economy, worth 360 trillion lolcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,261 lolcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pichu23's national animal is the ambulance, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Pichu23 is ranked 144,848th in the world and 20th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Stationary, with 180.89930783548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
- : Following new legislation in Pichu23, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Pichu23 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.