The Fantabulousness of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 19.02 billion Pichtos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pichto economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,743 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, millions of Pichtos are excellent swimmers, commemoration of the Great Europeia War costs almost as much as the war itself, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 296,335^th in the world and 1,254^th in Europeia for Most Conservative, scoring 21.45 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.