The Federal Republic of Pica Land is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 511 million Pica Landians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Sexburgo. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pica Landian economy, worth 55.2 trillion Picuinhas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,972 Picuinhas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, Pica Landian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the São Sexburgo Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pica Land's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pica Land is ranked 202,278^th in the world and 3,663^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.87 Atheism Rate.