The Free Land of Pfp is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.292 billion Pfpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Pfpian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,945 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pfp's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pfp is ranked 166,997^th in the world and 1^st in Breadland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 35,745.8 Standard Monetary Units.