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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,465thMost Authoritarian: 15,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,095th
The Holy Orange and Black Hell of
Psychotic Dictatorship
GoGuardian
GoGuardian
Influence
Dealmaker
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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PENNSBURY

Population14.773 billion

CapitalGoGuardian
LeaderGoGuardian
FaithGoGuardian

CurrencyGoGuardian
AnimalGoGuardian

The Holy Orange and Black Hell of PENNSBURY is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by GoGuardian with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.773 billion GoGuardian are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GoGuardian. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GoGuardian economy, worth 873 trillion GoGuardians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,142 GoGuardians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ritual mummification is making a comeback, nude art is becoming wildly popular, atheists on vacation find GoGuardian's scriptures make useful doorstops, and the roads are virtually falling apart. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PENNSBURY's national animal is the GoGuardian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is GoGuardian.

PENNSBURY is ranked 4,465th in the world and 2nd in TERRY for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,420.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,465thMost Authoritarian: 15,618thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 21,095thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,915thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,618thLargest Populations: 30,455thMost Influential: 32,501stLargest Black Market: 33,907thMost Corrupt Governments: 33,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34,354th

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  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Black Market.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : PENNSBURY was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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