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Safest: 146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219thLowest Crime Rates: 574th
The Radiant Polarian Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Beware of strangers with fancy hats
Emperor Dorin
Influence
Envoy
Regional Stability Squad
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Penguin Dictators

Population28.044 billion

CapitalPolsealia City
LeaderEmperor Dorin
FaithPolsealianism

CurrencyKrillem
AnimalFrilly Elephant Bird

The Radiant Polarian Kingdom of Penguin Dictators is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dorin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.044 billion Polsealians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polsealia City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polsealian economy, worth a remarkable 8,117 trillion Krillems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,455 Krillems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Polsealia City's playgrounds, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguin Dictators's national animal is the Frilly Elephant Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Polsealianism.

Penguin Dictators is ranked 100,555th in the world and 74th in Wintreath for Most Stationary, with 434.0269097226 days.

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Safest: 146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219thLowest Crime Rates: 574thLargest Insurance Industry: 938thHighest Economic Output: 1,346thLargest Mining Sector: 1,453rdMost Patriotic: 1,479thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,629thLargest Governments: 1,935thMost Influential: 2,369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,878thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,264thHealthiest Citizens: 3,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,874thMost Efficient Economies: 3,882ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,970thMost Developed: 4,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,489thLargest Populations: 5,516thSmartest Citizens: 6,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,620thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,598thMost Secular: 10,620thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,719thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,071stMost Inclusive: 17,213thLargest Retail Industry: 17,232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,584thHighest Food Quality: 19,537thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,008th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the region

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