The Commonwealth of Penge is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.14 billion Pengians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penge. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pengean economy, worth 565 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,773 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All footpaths have tollbooths, movie references are legally admissible in court, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penge's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Penge is ranked 50,169^th in the world and 112^th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 103.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.