Population | 9.145 billion |
Capital | Utopia |
Leader | Paxamorfelix |
Faith | Messianic Monotheism |
Currency | Charity |
Animal | Lovey Dovey |
The Nunnery Nanny State of PeaceLoveHappy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Paxamorfelix with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.145 billion Peacelovehappiats are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Peacelovehappiat economy, worth 901 trillion Charities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,590 Charities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, and gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PeaceLoveHappy's national animal is the Lovey Dovey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Messianic Monotheism.
PeaceLoveHappy is ranked 59,912th in the world and 5th in The Collection of Metaverses for Highest Average Incomes, with 98,590.86 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PeaceLoveHappy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Income Equality, and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in.
- : PeaceLoveHappy agreed to construct embassies between The Collection of Metaverses and Legion Esgarrouth.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
- : Following new legislation in PeaceLoveHappy, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".