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Most Income Equality: 15,306th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Eminence Grise
The Grand Armoured vehicle of Sveniland
Civil Rights
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Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
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Patria AMV

Population391 million

CapitalHelsinki

Currencysvenish krona
Animalpatria AMV

The Kingdom of Patria AMV is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 391 million Patria AMVians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Patria AMVian economy, worth 4.61 trillion svenish kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,796 svenish kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, contestants on Patria AMV's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and Patria AMV has designated Helsinki as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patria AMV's national animal is the patria AMV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patria AMV is ranked 181,574th in the world and 3rd in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces for Most Secular, with 16.66 Atheism Rate.

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Most Income Equality: 15,306th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patria AMV changed its national capital to "Helsinki".
  • : Following new legislation in Patria AMV, Patria AMV has designated Helsinki as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria AMV, contestants on Patria AMV's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria AMV, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria AMV, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria AMV, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Patria AMV's influence in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces fell from "Superpower" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Patria AMV's influence in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
  • : Patria AMV altered its national flag.
  • : Patria AMV relocated from Balder to The Royal Svenish Defense Forces.

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