Population | 13.788 billion |
Capital | Jamestown |
Leader | President James Smith |
Currency | Patradonian Dollar |
Animal | dolphin |
The Republic of Patradonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President James Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.788 billion Patradonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamestown. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Patradonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,552 trillion Patradonian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,127 Patradonian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, Patradonian diplomacy is by the book, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Patradonia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Patradonia is ranked 295,260th in the world and 3rd in The Union of Suckassington for Most Stationary, with 0.97807576292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Patradonia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, Patradonian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Patradonia relocated from The Region That Has No Big Banks to The Union of Suckassington.
- : Patradonia altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Patradonia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.