The Holy Wonderland of Pathonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augusta Kossulminus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.171 billion Pathonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiklinginion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pathonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,109 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 339,097 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, books are so highly regarded in Pathonia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, Augusta Kossulminus panders to nontraditional families, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Pathonian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pathonia's national animal is the Vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goldnchickenism.

Pathonia is ranked 280,647^th in the world and 3,365^th in the Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 181.47 milliStalins.