The Free Land of Pasture Lands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Elmer the Bull with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.188 billion Pasture Landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dream Field. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The very strong Pasture Landsian economy, worth 302 trillion Bushels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,217 Bushels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, polite commuters on the The Dream Field Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime is totally unknown. Pasture Lands's national animal is the Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agrarianism.

Pasture Lands is ranked 76,885^th in the world and 2^nd in Where the Wild Things Are for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,263.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.