Population | 8.367 billion |
Capital | Korper |
Leader | Nearl |
Faith | Ayinism |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Lepon |
The Federation of Parisitan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nearl with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.367 billion Parisitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korper. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Parisitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,828 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, Nearl's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and visiting the best Parisitanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisitan's national animal is the Lepon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ayinism.
Parisitan is ranked 27,836th in the world and 234th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,407.37216872568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, visiting the best Parisitanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Parisitan was endorsed by The Lucky Black Sky of Eyluvmenia.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, Nearl's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Parisitan was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Parisitan was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Parisitan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 39 » San Diego Islands, Dilber, IndyCar Racing, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Mediobogdum, The Undivided, Nas Crustium, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Muad-Dib, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Guitermot, Apexiala, Pandaland II, Bhang Bhang Duc, Willow Gate, Zuriath, Varanius, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Algueneia, Podium, Glorious Existence, The Warriors of Determination, Mediocre Talents, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Kabirstan, Risani, Isachile Tum, Zoran, All Good People, Pushistia, and Eyluvmenia.