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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,213th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
...humanity cannot stay in this cradle forever.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Parisitan

Population8.367 billion

CapitalKorper
LeaderNearl
FaithAyinism

CurrencyBit
AnimalLepon

The Federation of Parisitan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nearl with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.367 billion Parisitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korper. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parisitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 191,828 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, Nearl's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and visiting the best Parisitanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisitan's national animal is the Lepon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ayinism.

Parisitan is ranked 27,836th in the world and 234th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,407.37216872568 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,132ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,389thMost Influential: 4,583rdMost Developed: 6,652ndSmartest Citizens: 6,783rdRudest Citizens: 7,208thMost Secular: 7,728thLargest Retail Industry: 8,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,325thHighest Average Incomes: 11,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,796thLargest Governments: 13,318thHealthiest Citizens: 13,812thMost Patriotic: 13,935thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,052ndHighest Economic Output: 16,388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,469thLargest Black Market: 17,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,221stHighest Food Quality: 19,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,088thMost Income Equality: 24,984thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,623rdMost Stationary: 27,836th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionMost Patriotic: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 131st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 210th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 283rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 328th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 334th in the regionLargest Populations: 353rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 388th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 406th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, visiting the best Parisitanian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Parisitan was endorsed by The Lucky Black Sky of Eyluvmenia.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, Nearl's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Parisitan was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Parisitan was endorsed by The Republic of Pushistia.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Parisitan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.

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