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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155thMost Avoided: 421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 425th
The Crony Corrupt Qatari Club of
Corporate Police State
Ruining Ligue 1 and football since 2011!
Nasser Al-Khelaifi
Influence
Duckspeaker
Qatar
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Paris Saint-Germain

Population8.198 billion

CapitalDoha
LeaderNasser Al-Khelaifi
FaithQatarism

CurrencyRiyal
AnimalArabian Oryx

The Crony Corrupt Qatari Club of Paris Saint-Germain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.198 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,309 Riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,477,777 per year while the poor average 2,736, a ratio of 905 to 1.

Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, Nasser Al-Khelaifi's reputation is hard as nails, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.

Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 187,529th in the world and 2nd in FIFA Lands for Most Stationary, with 66.71751285632 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 155thMost Avoided: 421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 425thLargest Gambling Industry: 443rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 475thFattest Citizens: 540thMost Ignorant Citizens: 597thMost Armed: 833rdLargest Retail Industry: 903rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 937thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,101stMost Devout: 1,153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,601stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,983rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,138thRudest Citizens: 2,213thHighest Crime Rates: 2,284thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,363rdMost Patriotic: 2,381stLargest Mining Sector: 2,687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,803rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,284thMost Conservative: 5,731stMost Efficient Economies: 5,927thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,856thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,143rdHighest Economic Output: 10,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,087thTop
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Largest Governments: 19,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,791st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, Nasser Al-Khelaifi's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Paris Saint-Germain's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the entire entry for Paris Saint-Germain in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Paris Saint-Germain's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.

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