Population | 7.973 billion |
Capital | White Mountain |
Leader | Garence Spencer |
Faith | Polytheism |
Currency | Parenlordian Dollar |
Animal | Mugger Crocodile |
The Unified States of Parenlord is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garence Spencer with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.973 billion Parenlords hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Mountain. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Parenlordian economy, worth 852 trillion Parenlordian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,978 Parenlordian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Parenlordian lands, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parenlord's national animal is the Mugger Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Polytheism.
Parenlord is ranked 215,797th in the world and 46th in Equiterra for Most Stationary, with 32.29037516748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Parenlord was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Parenlord was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Parenlord's influence in Equiterra rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Parenlord relocated from The Free Nations Region to Equiterra.
- : Parenlord was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.