The Revolution of Paranam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.75 billion Paranamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paranam. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paranamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,923 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 95,066 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the only places to see lions now are at local zoos, and expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies. Crime is totally unknown. Paranam's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Paranam is ranked 140,546^th in the world and 6,485^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.78 law-abiding acts per hour.