The Grand Duchy of Paperino is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Carl Barks with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.17 billion Mighty Ducks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 57.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Donaldvillois economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion topolino dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,327 topolino dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Paperino's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disney.

Paperino is ranked 127,822^nd in the world and 4^th in Lewisham for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,513.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.