Population | 7.704 billion |
Capital | Duckburg |
Leader | Carl Barks |
Faith | Disney |
Currency | topolino dollar |
Animal | duck |
The Grand Duchy of Paperino is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Carl Barks with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.704 billion Mighty Ducks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Donaldvillois economy, worth 978 trillion topolino dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,043 topolino dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters, every week is blindness awareness week, a video of Carl Barks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime is totally unknown. Paperino's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disney.
Paperino is ranked 39,240th in the world and 1st in Lewisham for Most Stationary, with 1,156.25708638388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paperino's influence in Lewisham fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Paperino's influence in Lewisham rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Paperino lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
- : Paperino lodged a message on the Pussy Regional Message Board.
- : Paperino granted Successor authority to The Democratic Republic of Ricore as Ministry of Morning Calm in Lewisham.
- : Paperino granted Successor authority to The Commonwealth of Monson as Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy Office in Lewisham.
- : Paperino updated the World Factbook entry in Lewisham.
- : Paperino lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
- : Paperino's influence in Lewisham rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Paperino lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.