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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,606thRudest Citizens: 5,872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,597th
The Grand Duchy of
New York Times Democracy
You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes
Carl Barks
Influence
Powerbroker
Chieftain
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Paperino

Population7.704 billion

CapitalDuckburg
LeaderCarl Barks
FaithDisney

Currencytopolino dollar
Animalduck

The Grand Duchy of Paperino is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Carl Barks with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.704 billion Mighty Ducks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Donaldvillois economy, worth 978 trillion topolino dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,043 topolino dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters, every week is blindness awareness week, a video of Carl Barks wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime is totally unknown. Paperino's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disney.

Paperino is ranked 39,240th in the world and 1st in Lewisham for Most Stationary, with 1,156.25708638388 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,606thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5,872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,597thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,341stLargest Retail Industry: 13,677thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,670thHighest Food Quality: 17,186thMost Developed: 18,582ndMost Pacifist: 18,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,464thSafest: 19,595thMost Inclusive: 19,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,109thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,186thNicest Citizens: 24,106thSmartest Citizens: 24,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 26,770thMost Efficient Economies: 28,621st

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