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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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PapaDracky

Population19.282 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.282 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 13,297 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 689,610 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,459,290 per year while the poor average 6,203, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 6,988th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Most Stationary, with 2,802.97513665032 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Avoided: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 10thMost Armed: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 30thHighest Drug Use: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48thMost Scientifically Advanced: 105thHighest Average Incomes: 112thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112thMost Corrupt Governments: 139thMost Efficient Economies: 143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 170thLargest Mining Sector: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 433rdMost Secular: 470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 893rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 925thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,507thMost Pro-Market: 1,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,294thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,269thMost Stationary: 6,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,067thSmartest Citizens: 9,705thMost Influential: 9,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,020thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,703rdNudest: 18,799thLargest Black Market: 19,645thLargest Governments: 20,609thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,235thMost Politically Free: 26,396thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,602nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make PapaDrackyian mussels the biggest in Papastan.

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