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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population11.952 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.952 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,921 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 579,103 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,424,033 per year while the poor average 5,211, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

There are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 231,331st in the world and 4th in Papastan for Safest, scoring 1.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 9thLargest Retail Industry: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thFattest Citizens: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Armed: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rdMost Avoided: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 88thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 104thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142ndHighest Average Incomes: 168thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205thLargest Insurance Industry: 214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 215thMost Corrupt Governments: 230thLargest Mining Sector: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 295thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 567thLargest Information Technology Sector: 782ndMost Secular: 799thHighest Economic Output: 1,030thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,129thMost Pro-Market: 1,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,793rdHighest Drug Use: 1,990thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thMost Stationary: 9,952ndNudest: 10,188thSmartest Citizens: 10,488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,496thLargest Black Market: 11,234thTop
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Most Influential: 14,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,824thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,978thLargest Populations: 21,731st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, saying "don't do anything that King CREAM wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Tower Of Consumption River.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation leads Papastan in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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