The Slightly Influential of Pap Sculgief is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anyone but Boris with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.69 billion Pap Sculgiefians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pap Sculgiefian economy, worth 311 trillion Valuable Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,765 Valuable Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, Anyone but Boris's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pap Sculgief's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pap Sculgief is ranked 176,383^rd in the world and 253^rd in Thaecia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 71,524 Standard Monetary Units.