The Nation of Panildia Frokunra is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.928 billion Panildia Frokunrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The strong Panildia Frokunran economy, worth 708 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,809 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panildia Frokunra's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Panildia Frokunra is ranked 158,241^st in the world and 3,656^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.3 law-abiding acts per hour.