Population | 13.732 billion |
Capital | Volnytsk |
Leader | Tsar Dmitry III |
Faith | Orthodox Jahovism |
Currency | Imperial Ruble |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Empire of Pandoska is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Dmitry III with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.732 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volnytsk. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 6,088 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 443,382 Imperial Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Tsar Dmitry III is punishable by death, it is written that Tsar Dmitry III removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all, and Tsar Dmitry III is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Jahovism.
Pandoska is ranked 265,112th in the world and 74th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 12.89404035892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, Tsar Dmitry III is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, it is written that Tsar Dmitry III removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Tsar Dmitry III is punishable by death.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Tsar Dmitry III's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, war vets look after war animals.
- : Pandoska's influence in Saint Helene rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Pandoska changed its national capital to "Volnytsk", its currency to "Imperial Ruble", its faith to "Orthodox Jahovism", its leader to "Tsar Dmitry III", and its nation type to "Empire".