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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One Union Indivisible
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pandoska

Population13.732 billion

CapitalVolnytsk
LeaderTsar Dmitry III
FaithOrthodox Jahovism

CurrencyImperial Ruble
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of Pandoska is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Dmitry III with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.732 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volnytsk. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 6,088 trillion Imperial Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 443,382 Imperial Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Tsar Dmitry III is punishable by death, it is written that Tsar Dmitry III removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all, and Tsar Dmitry III is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Jahovism.

Pandoska is ranked 265,112th in the world and 74th in Saint Helene for Most Stationary, with 12.89404035892 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 268thLargest Black Market: 470thMost Devout: 540thHighest Average Incomes: 749thMost Corrupt Governments: 867thLowest Crime Rates: 926thMost Patriotic: 1,063rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,401stLargest Governments: 1,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,075thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,270thMost Armed: 2,317thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,331stHighest Economic Output: 2,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,615thLargest Mining Sector: 2,857thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,065thMost Developed: 3,086thHealthiest Citizens: 3,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,210thSmartest Citizens: 5,778thMost Conservative: 11,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,101stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,535thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,186th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, Tsar Dmitry III is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, it is written that Tsar Dmitry III removed one finger and reattached it to the amazement of all.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Tsar Dmitry III is punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Tsar Dmitry III's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Pandoska's influence in Saint Helene rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pandoska changed its national capital to "Volnytsk", its currency to "Imperial Ruble", its faith to "Orthodox Jahovism", its leader to "Tsar Dmitry III", and its nation type to "Empire".

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