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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,382nd
The Intergalactic Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Pancanawe Republic

Population1.323 billion

CapitalOji's City
LeaderMadreline Plateminer the Dwarf Female

AnimalPancanawe Bear

The Intergalactic Union of Pancanawe Republic is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Madreline Plateminer the Dwarf Female with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.323 billion Pancanaweans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oji's City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.6%.

The all-consuming Pancanawean economy, worth 164 trillion Aurums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,540 Aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, criminals are really screwed, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and the secret ingredient is love (and MSG). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pancanawe Republic's national animal is the Pancanawe Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pancanawe Republic is ranked 25,292nd in the world and 93rd in Wintreath for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,274.87 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,846thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,375thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,423rdTop
Largest Governments: 13,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,032ndMost Devout: 15,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,194thMost Conservative: 16,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,099thLargest Mining Sector: 21,260thHighest Average Incomes: 21,873rdMost Corrupt Governments: 22,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,199th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the region

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