The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, feral children, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.506 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,978 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 417,470 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,003,096 per year while the poor average 18,692, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Economists claim no news is good news, the nation refuses to provide international aid, theoretical science is only theoretical, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Pallidonia is ranked 294,902^nd in the world and 32^nd in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Secular, with 7.59 Atheism Rate.