The No I'm not going to put that brainrot 10x in your title sorry of Paige is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 2.373 billion Paigeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.9%.

The strong Paigean economy, worth 124 trillion florins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 52,293 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,311 per year while the poor average 13,937, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paige's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paige is ranked 95,864^th in the world and 48^th in Starlight for Most Pacifist, with 80.55 cheeks turned per day.