The Socialist Federation of Page is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Marko Novodaro with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.814 billion Pagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radi. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pagean economy, worth a remarkable 4,206 trillion strivas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,100 strivas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the Pagean Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Page's national animal is the arctic sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Page is ranked 87,647^th in the world and 2,224^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.51 law-abiding acts per hour.