The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.541 billion Paffniacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The powerhouse Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 4,855 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 206,243 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Skoptopolis spends billions upgrading public transport, the endangered saltwater humpback llama is only seen in captivity programs, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Federation of Industrial Council Republics.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Maritria Monarchy of Iron Fist Regime.
- : Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Identity Theft".
- : Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Nazi Europa"".
- : Paffnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Federation of Industrial Socialist Republics.
- : Paffnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Federation of Industrial Workers Republics.
Endorsements Received: 29 » Wischland, Ardelenia, Grimmywelsh, Valentian Elysium, Liliandra, Silvedania, Liberdon, Alski, Coldian, Hanrimac, Solsevara, Xanthorrhoea, Ear Exploder 9000, Graemania, Krystalveil, The democratic state of josora, Axzarian Empire, Wysrod, Renatusia, Somerandomland, Banking Empire of Firenze, Farun, The Galactic American Imperium, Vestyria, Selu-Ahare, Katitania, Iron Fist Regime, Iron Soviet, and Industrial Council Republics.