The Factbook Writers of Our Official FB Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Councilor Sarrafi with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 11.05 billion Dauiland Factbook Writers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dauiland Factbook Writer Metropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The Dauilandian economy, worth 639 trillion Dauiland Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 57,895 Dauiland Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and the tightness of border controls in Our Official FB Nation leave a little to be desired. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our Official FB Nation's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Factbook Writing.

Our Official FB Nation is ranked 113,879^th in the world and 6^th in Dauiland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.27 law-abiding acts per hour.