The State of Ouestyn is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 13.225 billion Ouestynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ouestynian economy, worth 459 trillion betales a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,749 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouestyn's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ouestyn is ranked 158,978^th in the world and 147^th in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.24 law-abiding acts per hour.