The Halfback of Ottis Anderson is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.208 billion Ottis Andersonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The Ottis Andersonian economy, worth 109 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,700 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, the nation leads Empires Forever United for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottis Anderson's national animal is the emu.

Ottis Anderson is ranked 107,802^nd in the world and 3^rd in Empires Forever United for Largest Black Market, with 2.39 trillion Standard Monetary Units.