The Queendom of Osakaka is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Ayumu Kasuga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 954 million Osakans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiyo city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The Osakan economy, worth 41.5 trillion osaker yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,507 osaker yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, government spending has hit an all-time low, Ayumu Kasuga's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Ayumu Kasuga has just been declared ruler of Osakaka in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osakaka's national animal is the Maya, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Osakaka is ranked 245,432^nd in the world and 42^nd in MHBs New Earth for Largest Populations, with 954 million capita.