The Empire of Ortodoxo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bolsonaro with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.165 billion Ortodoxoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio de Janeiro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ortodoxoan economy, worth 980 trillion Réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 189,775 Réis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,227,852 per year while the poor average 11,770, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ortodoxo's national animal is the Harpia harpyja, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantismo.

Ortodoxo is ranked 48,173^rd in the world and 23^rd in Arakeia for Largest Governments, scoring 22.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.