Population | 4.408 billion |
Capital | Abiet |
Leader | Sidnei Nogueira |
Currency | Liav |
Animal | Green Magpie |
The Republic of Orhland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sidnei Nogueira with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.408 billion Orhlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abiet. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Orhlandian economy, worth 645 trillion Liavs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,396 Liavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every school is receiving a brand new eraser, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the question of 'what is Sidnei Nogueira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orhland's national animal is the Green Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Orhland is ranked 139,091st in the world and 23rd in The Commonwealth Society for Most Stationary, with 215.23626502648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, the question of 'what is Sidnei Nogueira's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Orhlandian grocery store.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Orhland, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.