The Republic of Orcui is a massive, genial nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 1.621 billion Orcuians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The thriving Orcuian economy, worth 139 trillion OrcDollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,253 OrcDollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

You're only as old as you feel, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orcui's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orcui is ranked 280,535^th in the world and 41^st in Orcuo for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.